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2 July 2013
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Video Of The Day Have Your Say: Why Killers Have Lists

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Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krugerrand, Pedant

"It annoys me when the killing lists are not in alphabetical order. That's why Terminator 1 was such a great movie."

   
Shocked Man
Harry Zonderblurb, SQL Developer

"I would do one list with all the first names on, another list with the second names on, another list with the killing instruments, and a fourth list for location. Then keep all the lists separate. Perfect crime."

   
Muscleman

Kent Rugby, Shirtless Columbo Fan

"I suppose that's why you never see an illiterate serial killer on tv. It's just too terrifying for words."

   
Old Gipper
Fred Flunkee, Concerned Citizen

"That's why I never do a list when I go shopping in case some mad person grabs it and goes on a rampage."

   
Ape Man

Jimmy McNuggets, Voice Of Reason

"Modern serial killers would use a tablet. Writing pen on paper is so old school."

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