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Jessie Krugerrand, Worrier |
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"I do hope III is Roman numbers for the number 3 and I haven't been in a coma for the last 100 years and it is episode one hundred and eleven."
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Harry Zonderblurb, Critics Critic |
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"The voice of an angel, the body of a cherub, the beard of the saint from Chekov Gubarez's 1954 Russian epic Tikatilia, voted the most beautiful feet of a comedian 2010 and 2011.... Zach Galifianakis has it all."
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Kent Rugby, Shirtless Guitar Player
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"Thank heavens that's how the giraffe dies. I had read a blog that said Mike Tyson was going to punch it to death."
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Fred Flunkee, Hollywood Beard Tutor |
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"I taught Zach Galifianakis's beard everything he knows."
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Jimmy McNuggets, Simple Man
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"I would have been happy with just an hour and half of Las Vegas's water fountains and an all the alcohol you can drink for $20 happy hours bar."
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