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22 March 2013
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Video Of The Day Have Your Say: Epic Meal Time - Chocolate Breakfast

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Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krugerrand, Cat Monger

"Like all good food porn, you never see them swallow."

   
Shocked Man
Harry Zonderblurb, Cat Owner and Chocolate Eater

"Fact: Cat owners are statistically 30% less likely to have a heart attack. If cat owners eat chocolate for breakfast I estimate that this makes it drop to about 24.3%."

   
Muscleman

Kent Rugby, Shirtless Love Maker

"Hey, woman, next time you spread chocolate ice cream over my chest and stop licking it off, make sure you leave an area I can finish off myself."

   
Old Gipper
Fred Flunkee, Hairy Man

"Ew, I hate it when chocolate powder gets in my beard. It turns my budgies into vicious flying scratchy varmints when I kiss them goodnight."

   
Ape Man

Jimmy McNuggets, Paris Dweller

"Zat iz whoy ze French and zee American's don't see eye to eye. Here in France we have a pain au chocolat for breakfast, in America it is a whole pan of chocolate."

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