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Perry Dannyboy, Gesticulator At Sports Matches On The TV |
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"I wasn't worried about the lamppost, Mr Sky News reporter, I was worried about the gear stick right next to the dog."
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Jamie Nutts, Crisis Manager |
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"This will inevitably lead to dogs taking up golf, you mark my words."
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Duncan Deng, Gym Impresario
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"And they will only have to get one photo driving license too, considering they don't live all that long."
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Barry Golightly, Little Old Man Understudy |
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"This is the start of a massive increase in dog obesity over the next decade now they know how to drive those motorized buggies."
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Gared Burt, Stamp Collector
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"Can't you get them to do something useful like mow my lawn?"
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