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Perry Dannyboy, Dancer |
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"It is called Parkhooooour if you do that after drinking 10 sherry's in an hour."
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Jamie Nutts, Health And Safety Officer |
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"But on the positive side, I am glad to see he didn't run with his hot cup of tea."
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Duncan Deng, Interior Decorator
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"Lucky he didn't click his fingers while he was running about outside or he could have over-festivised the whole town."
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Barry Golightly, Department Store Santa Claus |
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"That's not the real Santa Claus. The real Santa Claus is fat and friendly, not lithe and bendy. Grrrrrrrr."
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Gared Burt, Scrooge Impersonator
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"That will be the first song I try to play if I get the Stylophone I've been hoping for for Christmas since 1975."
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