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Perry Dannyboy, Justin Bieber Impersonator |
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"Note to self when singing in store as an Elf again this year: if the screaming girls around you ask how do you want your presents say 'one at a time' not 'all at once'."
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Jamie Nutts, Maria Carey Impersonator |
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Duncan Deng, Christmas Kisser
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"Santa and Elf do a Christmas ditty, again. Ho Ho Hum."
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Barry Golightly, Plant Lover |
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"Thank heavens they are empty boxes. I wouldn't want you to throw a festively wrapped potted plant like that at me, Maria."
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Gared Burt, Grade School Security Officer, Armed
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"Topical cracker joke of the day: All I want for Christmas is Hugh. But since his spat with Jon Stewart I'm not fussed this year."
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