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Nov 19, 2012
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Video Of The Day Have Your Say: Dumb Ways To Die

Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest
 
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Concerned Citizen
Perry Dannyboy, Dreamer

"What about: 'Crocodile grabs your testicles after you are determined to continue having a pee even though you can see the croc coming your way, it crunches down until you are unconscious and are all screamed out'? But, then, I suppose, it's difficult to get a cute jingly way of singing that one."

   
Shocked Man
Jamie Nutts, Pedant

"This is a picture of me being electrocuted as I stick a fork into an electric toaster. I have since lost most of my hair, I have difficulty going to the toilet on my own and I slurp even when I'm not eating soup, but I am here to say you don't necessarily have to die."

   
Muscleman

Duncan Deng, Racer

"Why do I care how overly happy splodges of color die anyway?"

   
Old Gipper
Barry Golightly, Sausage Taster

"I suppose an intelligent way to die would be to electrocute yourself while doing a cutting edge electrical experiment. 'Cutting edge experiment'/'fork in toaster' - the two are probably just a matter of a college degree."

   
Ape Man

Gared Burt, Cup Cake Critic

"The yellow one, who's head was eaten by the bear, looks like a red grapefruit. Is the subliminal message here that they are saying don't kill fruits? This could be evil propaganda dressed up in a colorful happy jingly way. Thank heavens it turns out to be an ad for a train company."


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