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Percy Darcy, Dog Controller |
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"Just imagine the shushes you would get if you took the dog into the library and it did that."
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Patrick Bent, Doggie Treats Manufacturer |
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"Can anyone tell me how to unmute a video on Youtube?"
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"I wouldn't want to hear it dry humping the sofa."
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Hermin Masters Dog Talker |
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"The dog is saying 'there's a dog by the harbor who's being attacked. If we go now I can show you where he is and we can help but we've gotta go right now...'."
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Gary Jimbean, Underemployed HR Manager
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"Does nobody mark videos NSFW (Not Safe For Work) anymore? I had to fake indigestion to get out of that one."
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