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Brendan Geromino, Foot Contortionist |
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"Thankfully all of them looked too fat to fall through the grill. Lucky virtual escape."
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Ken Nuggets, Inventor Of Bear Nuggets |
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"Highlarious! (geddit?) So, how many middle management elevator passengers had seizures or heart attacks during the making of this video and how much money do they make in a year?"
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Jim Gerrymander, Bench press Injury Expert
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"Pranksters, I have seen your faces: Next time you go into the dimly lit garage at work to the car ask yourself: 'is this fist flying at your face right now my real hand or a hand in an LED screen?'"
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Cornoleus Brasslinger II, Dried Flower Arranger |
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"If that happened to me all I hope is that I had my incontinence pants on because I know for a fact that the product from my bowels can permanently stain television screens."
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Ped Kneesborough, S*** Slinger
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"Speaking as a man who once had to live for 5 years in an elevator until someone came to rescue me... [deleted]"
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