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Brendan Booty, Car Salesman |
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"That's another way to invalidate the HP Scanjet warranty."
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Percy Nugget, Computer Historian |
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"I think we have found the next Susan Boyle. Stand up HP Scanjet printer, take a bow."
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Jimmy Nail, Bill Gates Impersonator
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"I am looking forward to a fax machine dueting with the HP Scanjet, next."
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Ronald Regan, Cold War Enthusiast |
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"Windows 98 is coming back to me like a panic attack."
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Kitteh Mousebat, Side Salad Chef
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"So, an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite amount of time came up with Gotye's Somebody That I Used To Know? Who would have predicted that?"
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