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Barry Einstein, Personal Shopper |
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"I think I got more from this debate than I did the real one."
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Gay Fire, Chocolatier |
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"It looks like Mitt Romney won the first satire debate too. Howdathappen?"
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Prince Harry, Vegas Dancer
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"Why don't they eat hotdogs and drink Coke during the debate? It would look much more homely and one of them might burp."
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Ben Tendon, Cattle Russler |
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"The only solution is to give the host an electric button to give a little electric shock to the debaters if they keep on waffling. I would usually suggest an electrified cattle prod but the old guy mediating this doesn't look like he would be able to lift it."
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Fred Gimble, Scooby Doo Expert
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"BLR Soundbites should get a Nobel Prize for that Youtube video. Unfortunately they will probably die in a mysterious car crash."
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