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Simon Shalala, Singer |
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"Baby pandas should be encouraged to do sports, exercise a bit, from an early age, or they will grow up to be obese lethargic creatures."
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Barry Moonilow, Piano Tuner To The Stars |
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"There's cool, and then there's just sitting really really still in a chair..."
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Maurice Goober, Pec Bouncer Trainer
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"Panda's = animal racism. They are just bears for heavens sake - that they are black and white patchy bears should mean nothing. If they were brown bears that ate bamboo shoots all day who would care?"
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Manly Gaycherub, Pastry Improviser |
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"I would trust a panda over a banker with my savings any day. The panda might eat my money, but at least I would be able to see it again, mixed up with the bamboo shoots, in its poop, later."
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Boris Boomer, Professional Shower and Bathing Witnesser
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"If only pandas made an endearing noise I would be able to get past the fat don't do nothing all day dreariness of them. Yawn."
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