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Horace Badgerbater, Dog Chef |
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"Am I the only one to be concerned at the gas this mutt will be pooting in about 6 hours time? 600,000 viewers in 5 days excellent, a lifetime's worth of doggy farts in five minutes and he'll have control of your house. Is it worth it?"
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Percy Catnap, Dog Hypnotist |
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"Dog eats cabbage = not news. Cabbage eats dog = news."
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Barty Stumblelink, Dog Counselor
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"Is it just me or does anybody else want to kiss him on his wet cabbagey nose?"
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Jake Oldtymer, Dog Watcher |
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"The power of advertising. I fancy me some cabbage with my Korean roast dog for lunch after watching that."
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"And you expect me to have sex on that table after the dog has done that?
OK, bring the cabbage flavour Haagen Dazs."
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