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July 26, 2012
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Londinium Olympisaster 2012: Mitt Romney Takes Charge

Mitt Games

London live: Mitt Romney arrived here in the UK yesterday morning and immediately offered to take over the organization of the London Olympics, impressing everyone with his success at rescuing the Salt Lake City Winter Olympics in 2002.

Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney, new organizer of the Londinium Olympisaster 2012*

He told reporters:

"Well, there is very little that can be done at this late stage, but one thing you must make sure is that the person who opens the Olympics is internationally respected, admired throughout the world for his or her achievements, almost uniformly respected by every nationality, religion, man or woman.

We had George W Bush open the Salt Lake City Games, who have they got? Well, I'll be finding out. And I know George, he will be happy to help out if he's asked.

George Bush Opens Salt Lake City 2002
Well known Olympian George W Bush opens Salt Lake City Winter Olympics in 2002, organized by Mitt Romney

"Now, having been given the honor of taking over the London Olympics, I am now off to inspect the various arenas to see if I can add the benefit of my experience in the many varied events, such as the Snowboarding, the Giant Slalom, Bobsleigh, Luge and Speed Skating," he concluded, already looking busy.

 

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