European art experts are celebrating the discovery of an almost exact copy of Tintoretto's
The Woman Who Discovers the Bosom today, bought for $15 in what has been described as a garage sale.
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Art experts say that the nipples in the new picture are slightly more pink than in the original, the necklace has one more pearl in it, and there's a speech mark saying "I've found them!" in the top right corner.
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Apology/Correction: In an earlier draft of this story we accidentally named the artist Titoretto.
