European art experts are celebrating the discovery of an almost exact copy of Tintoretto's
The Woman Who Discovers the Bosom today, bought for $15 in what has been described as a garage sale.
|Madam Jenivere de Higg
Art experts say that the nipples in the new picture are slightly more pink than in the original, the necklace has one more pearl in it, and there's a speech mark saying "I've found them!" in the top right corner.
A critic of theVoiceofReason.com told the site:
"You've been keeping this story until the Higgs Boson is discovered haven't you?"
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Apology/Correction: In an earlier draft of this story we accidentally named the artist Titoretto.