May 22, 2012
The home of world comedy spoof entertainment +++ Share Advice, Not

Have Your Moan: Facebook Shares Have Gone From $42 To $32 In Just Three Days...


Facebook ("Fadebook") was one of the biggest IPOs in history, but the shares have now fallen 15% in two days from the closing price on Friday of $38 to about $32 when this was written (the shares hit $42 at one point on Friday - so that would be a 24% fall to $32).

Concerned Citizen
Mark Zitterbug, IT Support

"If Facebook shares continue to fall by 15% every three days it will be the same size as the puppy in this video by the end of next month:


Shocked Man
Mark Zuckershmuck, IT Analyst



Mark Zlackerberg, IT Developer

"JP Morgan would have a wet dream over just a $10 loss."

Old Gipper
Mark Zlartybardfast, Douglas Adams Appreciation Society

"I have a short position in Facebook and I have made $5 profit per share so far. Actually I have a short position in all of my stock at the moment and, incidentally, yes, I'm only 4ft 1in tall, no jokes please."

Ape Man

Mark Torrent, Software Debugger

"I have found a website that gives everyone a free Facebook share. Free Does anyone know if that's a genuine website?"

Other stories
For our latest stories click here
Don't stop searching for the truth. You certainly won't find it here.
"The home of truth entertainment", "The truth is in here" and "Uniting the world through sarcasm"(c) TM. World rights reserved. This is a comedy / entertainment site with a mix of real and spoof stories and special features.
Do you have a comment? Help us improve:
When only cynicsm will do