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Have Your Moan: Facebook Shares Have Gone From $42 To $32 In Just Three Days...
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Facebook ("Fadebook") was one of the biggest IPOs in history, but the shares have now fallen 15% in two days from the closing price on Friday of $38 to about $32 when this was written (the shares hit $42 at one point on Friday - so that would be a 24% fall to $32).
Mark Zitterbug, IT Support
"If Facebook shares continue to fall by 15% every three days it will be the same size as the puppy in this video by the end of next month:
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Mark Zuckershmuck, IT Analyst
"Zuckers!"
Mark Zlackerberg, IT Developer
"JP Morgan would have a wet dream over just a $10 loss."
Mark Zlartybardfast, Douglas Adams Appreciation Society
"I have a short position in Facebook and I have made $5 profit per share so far. Actually I have a short position in all of my stock at the moment and, incidentally, yes, I'm only 4ft 1in tall, no jokes please."
Mark Torrent, Software Debugger
"I have found a website that gives everyone a free Facebook share. Free FacebookShares4U.ru. Does anyone know if that's a genuine website?"
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