Mar 6, 2012
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iPad3 Will Be Able To 'Hover In The Air Like Some Crazy Star Wars Shit' - Says Insider

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Technology Sizzle: Apple is to announce a new hovering iPad3 later today, according to inside sources.

Even though the iPad 2 was lighter than the iPad 1, many users quickly took to Twitter to complain that their fingers, forearms, shoulders and feet were getting achey holding the old device.

iPad held in a hand - "is so last year"
iPad held in hand

The new iLevitation™ technology that Apple is set to reveal for the first time, makes the iPad float in the air like some kind of rigid square black ghost.

Believed to be the first picture of the iPad 3 floating in the air
iPad floats in air

An expert told us: "Place the iPad3 in front of your eyes and it stays there, move it a little to the left it hangs like a star, take it to the bathroom and for the first time you can continue reading your iPad throughout your entire bathroom experience and not just during the dry bits."

Our insider's SMS text message in full:

"nw iPad will b abl 2 hover in te air like some crazy Star Wars shit. Honest. Samsung - suck it."

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