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Mar 26, 2012
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World Voices: Rick Santorum Says BS. What Did You Expect Him To Say?

Santorum Potty Mouth

The Washington Post reports that Rick Santorum, when confronting a New York Times reporter, said the following:

"Quit destorting my words. If I see it, it's BS." [source]

Surely nobody expected him to actually swear? What did you expect him to say?

Concerned Citizen
Harry Yodler, Voice Coach

"Quit destorting my words. If I see it it's dang hogwash."

   
Shocked Man
Mike Teeth Dentist To The Stars

"Quit destorting my words. If I see it it's shoot, dash it."

   
Muscleman

Barry Anchor, Sailor

"Quit destorting my words. If I see it it's Lordy No! Sugar tips!"

   
Old Gipper
Jimmy Haddock, Retired Fishmonger

"Quit destorting my words. If I see it it's dagnabbit."

   
Ape Man

Percy Snail, French Chef

"Quit destorting my words. If I see it it's blooming gosh."

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