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Major Billy Crystal, Army |
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"I wore one of those t-shirts with a bare chest printed on it and a pair of pink colored trousers once. Does that count?"
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Cmd Jimmy Riddle, Secret Service |
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"Technically speaking, taking a naked shower at a public swimming pool is a public place, right? That's what I told the police. I didn't even know they had showers for the under 15's these days."
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Jim Brader, Push Ups Coach, Under 12s
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"I have done all the usual frat things of going into the supermarket naked to buy beer of course, but I always wore shoes and a hat and a pair of flesh colored underpants."
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Berry Fruitcake, Chief Executive Cup Cakes International |
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"My body looks like I'm wearing one of those comedy human cow suits anyway so I think I could get away with it."
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Johnny Roten, Moon Screamer
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"Speaking as a gorilla-hairy man I like nothing better than taking a nocturnal ramble bereft of clothing when the weather is warm, although, as I age, I need to spend an increasing amount of time blow drying my midriff for what they call in the adverts added body and bounce."
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