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Jimmy Jones, Nose Puncher
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"What have these elephant foot scientists been doing all these years if they only now discover a whole new toe?"
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James Fairy, Bilingual Flower Arranger |
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"So have elephants been secretly flipping the bird to everyone for the last millennia?"
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Dexter Morgan, Cereal Killer
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"When they take their shoes and socks off elephants can count to 24. If they include their trunk - a long 25. Kudos."
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Larry Grayson, Door Man |
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"Mmmmh. Elephant toe is a delicacy in some parts of the world. It's like finding a whole n'other chicken wing."
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Dick Longone, Porn Star, Semi Retired
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"Did I dream this or is there a bird that cleans elephant toes? Or do they have enormous elephant toenail scissors? To be frank, if we don't know this much then it's no wonder humankind has missed a whole new toe all these years."
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