We thought it would be funny to ask our readers to think up a funny caption for the picture, below. Unfortunately it quickly got out of hand and our sponsors complained.
Below we print the bits of the comments we are allowed to show you:

Runners up:
Maria346: "If you **** ** ** ******* ****** it ***** ***** the *** **** ****** **** your throat."
BenjaminT789: "If this ******** ***** I don't wanna be right."
HarryH76: "I'm ******** ******* ** **** Herman Cain."
3476James: "If you can ******** **** ***** **** **** ** ******* *** **** the ***** ***."
GWB767: "**'* **** ****** if I ******* ** *** **** **** *** ** *** ****** season of V."
The winner goes to ThurockBertie46 with:
"***** ** **** **** Hot Dog **** * ******** ***** *****. **** in the **** ** ********* ****-***** ** *****!!!"