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Media Voices: How Did You Think Charlie Harper Would Be Killed Off In Two And A Half Men?
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Charlie Choice
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Two and a Half Men: Charlie Harper was killed off in the first episode of the ninth season, and the reason for his death was that he fell in front of a Paris Metro train and exploded like a 'balloon full of meat.'
Earlier in the year we got our armchair media experts to suggest how Chuck Lorre should kill off the character.
Here were their suggestions...
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Gerald Smalls, Nakedologist
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"He dies after drinking a contaminated bottle of Tiger Blood."
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Samuel Petit, Body Parts Co-Ordinator |
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"Fist fight to the death with the house cleaner Bertha on Two And A Half Men."
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Mickie Smallpiece, Jiggler
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"Zombies attack Malibu, blah blah blah, etc etc..."
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Harry Whip, Archeologist |
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"A mafia boss, the subject of a jingle written by Charlie, hunts him down and kills him like a dawg. Special guest star: some guy from the Sopranos."
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Jerry Mammoth, Finger puncturist
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"Electrocuted by erotic Electric Eel massage."
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Your reason counts: editor@thevoiceofreason.com
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