1 |
Run a part time tattoo parlor in the room behind the sales tills |
2 |
Pierce each other / have piercing gun fights with each other |
3 |
Openly criticize the fashion sense of the losers who still buy cds in shops on the high street these days. |
4 |
Complete online surveys for extra cash |
5 |
Get friends to run mock raids on the shop so they can get Gary, the hunky security guard, to work up a sweat so he needs to take his shirt off and have a shower. |
6 |
Chat about what they did / didn't do / would like to have done, last night with Gary the hunky security guard - drawing diagrams / photoshopping images to take into the room behind the tills for some personal one-on-one touching time. |
7 |
Look blankly ahead as if Elvis Presley/ Amy Winehouse / Kurt Cobain has come back and you are having a one-on-one mind conversation with them. |
8 |
Refuse to serve a customer because you made up a claim they were racially abusive to you / looked at you in the wrong way / have the wrong brand of credit card. |
9 |
Claim the card reader is down so you can't put the sale through but have you heard of amazon? Write the url on a piece of paper and give it to them. |
10 |
Rip mp3s of all the cds in the shop and put them up for free online because you are being laid off next week. |
