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Bob Perry, Presidential Candidate
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"Peeing into a wine bottle is just asking for it. You need a decanter for that."
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Merv Hardwin, Pessimist |
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"Thank heavens he didn't do it while sitting in the fully reclined position."
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Harry Belafonte, Oil Presser
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"This is the problem when they lock the toilet doors before take off. I say leave the doors open, give the boys a chance."
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Gipper Tawdrey, French Impersonator |
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"I would have pee'd in a sick bag and then, later in the flight, if they had only given me one sick bag, I would have vomited lavishly in the aisles. That would have shown them."
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Barry Loos, Shoe salesman
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"Ha! I can just imagine Cyrano De Bergerac doing that. What a lad."
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