Breaking Scandal: Fox television, part of Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation that is embroiled in a phone hacking scandal in the UK, is bracing itself for a series of allegations in the United States, we can now reveal.
Allegations that unpaid interns wrote the phone numbers of those voting for the winner of the 2009 American Idol competition on small pieces of paper and then threw them over a king sized bed so that executives from News Corp could have sex on it, are set to shock US viewers soon, if the allegations can be proved.
But this could be just the start of a whole string of increasingly more lurid allegations, media experts we called last night seemed to think.
Allegations including donkeys, peanut butter and maybe even Simon Cowell's chest wig, could all be part of a series of allegations about to be revealed from next Friday.
Still smiling, Rupert Murdoch, Chairman of News Corporation
Update: Further US phone hacking revelations could also involve what Piers Morgan really thinks of Howerd Stern, why Oprah Winfrey really gave up her chat show, how Jay Leno's writers find out what David Letterman is going to say that night, and the actual number of times Barack Obama has had a secret cigarette since he's been in the White House.