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World Voices: Tom Cruise, 5ft 7in, Is To Play Jack Reacher Who's Supposed To Be 6ft 5in. Huh?
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Cruise Control
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The author of the Jack Reacher novels, Lee Child, has defended the decision that Tom Cruise, 5ft 7in, is to play badass Jack Reacher who's 6ft 5in, with a 50 inch chest.
Is it just the movies, or is there something sinister a'foot?
Don't be shy...
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"Hmm. I do hope Tom Cruise likes jumping up and down a lot."
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Miles Melly, Heaven, Cincinnati |
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"I heard Tom Cruise was trying to gain 150 pounds so that he can play Luciano Pavarotti. Surely he can't do both movies at the same time?"
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Ben 'Macho Man' Pudding, Ohio, Italy
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"Don't talk to me about Tom Cruise. He broke my heart in Cocktail. I haven't been able to watch any of his movies since."
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Bruce Forceps, London, England |
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"As a fellow Scientologist I am pleased he is getting the work. We need all the money we can get to build our silent orphanage in Romania."
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Joe Wolfman, Sheesh, California
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"With Mission Impossible 4 on the way, and a possible 15 Jack Reaper movies of the novels already written, I would say one day we might even forget that Oprah sofa incident entirely."
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