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Jack Honeybeans, Insulter
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"You can work out all the physics, but you are still left with the question how can something so randomly hilarious be just so random."
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George Cabbage, Bottle cap inspector |
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"So is God signed for Coca Cola or Pepsi? I think we should be told."
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Jim 'Macho Muscles' Screamer, Guru at large
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"If the Mentos and Coca Cola companies ever throw a party together count me in."
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Sam Shortpants, One Armed Traffic Director |
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"If it really was proof of some omnipotent all powerful God the coke bottle would have gone up the camera man's ass... any supernatural being worth his chips could knock a camera out of someone's damn fool hand."
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John Wolfman, Dogs For The Timid (charity)
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"You can see an image of a smiling old man just after the bottle hits the camera. Fantastic. Faith confirmed."
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