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Today's Opinion: 8 Million Gallons Of Water Had To Be Drained From An Oregon Reservoir After Man Pee'd In It
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Silly Story
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Joshua Seater, 21, peed in a reservoir in Oregon. He was caught on a security camera and managers at the plant decided to drain the reservoir of its 8 million gallons at a cost of $36,000. [telegraph.co.uk]
Sneer away...
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Jed Brinkley, Sausage Tester
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"Mmmm reservoir water with a pee chaser..."
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Piers Morgan, State Executor |
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"Thank heavens the security cameras have never caught any birds pooping in the reservoir."
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Hugh Montaballon, Animal Acupuncturist
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"So they don't filter the water at all when it comes out of the reservoir? What could possibly go wrong?"
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Jim Jamestown, Judge |
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"Couldn't he see the security camera before whipping out his unmentionables and doing his $36,000 business?"
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Jerry Seinfeld, Computer Piler
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"I drink a cup of a complete strangers urine every day."
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