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May 24, 2011
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Rapture? 21st May? Huh? Tell Us About It

Thanks For Telling Us

Harold Camping has now said that Rapture day is 21st October 2011, after his failure to predict it on 21st May 2011 at 6pm.

But by now his followers have donated millions to help him spread the word. Is it possible the stupid old fool is right this time? Have your say.

Concerned Citizen

Jane Percy, Programmer

"It all sounds like the plot of The Producers. I do hope Mel Brooks is going to sue."

   
Shocked Man
Clare Boy, Dentist

"I'm surprised it didn't happen. The evidence was quite clear. The date was biblically calculated by Psalming the number of loaves of fishes Jesus created, to the power of The Holy Trinity. 21st May 2012 at 6pm is undeniably the right number."

   
Muscleman

Shelly Humperdink, Exhibitionist

"Every day is shirtless rapture day for this reviewer."

   
Old Gipper
Shirley Fogie, Banjo Player

"Did he say Rupture or Rapture?"

   
Ape Man

Tracy Girl, Meat Eater

"Any excuse to play Abba's Thank You For The Music."

   

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