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May 20, 2011
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USA: The telegraph.co.uk website reports that a man from Washington state has had sexual relations with 1000 cars [story]. The paper isn't particularly known for its National Enquirer style stories.

The man is now 57 years of age and started when he was 15. He says he has never been attracted to men or women. Have your say.

Concerned Citizen

Barry Blue, Interior Decorator

"Burning rubber has a whole new meaning."

   
Shocked Man
Barry Green, Yodeller

"It would have kept Arnold Schwarzenegger out of trouble."

   
Muscleman

Barry Red, Retired Child Actor

"I will never be able to look at a car bumper sticker: "Honk if you had it last night" in the same way again.

   
Old Gipper
Barry Black, Breath Holder

"On the one hand I am unconcerned as nobody is being hurt here. On the other hand I am horrified that the cars involved are all probably under 15 years of age. I'm in a bit of a tizzy."

   
Ape Man

Barry Grey, Genitalia piercer

"I had sex with a Big Mac once."

   

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