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James Dean, Garage Mechanic |
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"...I can open the pre packed cheese with my own fingers in under thirty seconds and not need to use a knife/scissors or that two handed kitchen axe I bought specially for the purpose..."
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Jean Claud Van Dam, Marmoset Tamer |
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"...I can go to the movie my girlfriend chooses and not fall to sleep / dribble / snore watching it."
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Gary Belafonte, Concussion Giver
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"...I can turn the finest wine in the world into a manly strong stream of urine in about five hours - or I can make it come out of my nose in about 10 seconds."
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Barry Sheen, Hypnotist |
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"This commentator will never be a winner like Charlie Sheen now, at my age. I can't even decide which delicious hat to wear today. I suppose I will have to let my goddesses select one for me again."
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Randy King, Christmas Nut Roaster
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"Today I held a fully loaded staple gun in my hand and didn't kill my line manager with it. Winning."
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