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Michael Moore, Animal Husbander |
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"Is he having a go at Charlie Sheen?"
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Michael Mann, Horoscope Debunker |
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"I have a feeling he would be sniffy no matter what I wore."
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Michael Spears, Britney Spears Impersonator
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"Well, it would save me a fortune on fake tan for my legs this summer."
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Michael Jackson, Leg Expert |
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"The last time I wore shorts was in 'nam. Thank you, Tom Ford, I will be screaming myself to sleep tonight."
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Michael Muffin, Cup Cake Toppings Engineer
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"My view is dress for comfort and if your legs upset a few successful fashion designers then you clearly haven't worked hard enough on your leg muscles."
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