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James Franco, Actor and rock climber |
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"He will need to shave his head and get a white cat before he's anywhere near dangerous enough for this reviewer."
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Jason Statham, Painter/ Decorator/Botox injector |
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"Is it me, or does Morgan's face move numbly? Perhaps his face is so pumped full of botox he's dangerous in the dribbling on air sense?"
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Sylvester Stallone, Professional Hard Man
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"He says arse instead of ass."
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Charles Sheen, Party Coordinator |
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"A man's dangerousness starts with the first step. Perhaps they could fly him out to interview Gadaffi? Please. ASAP."
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Piers Morgan, Ventriloquist
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"He was sacked from editor of The Daily Mirror in the UK for being dangerous. He published fake pictures that put our solider's in danger. (Insert uneasy canned laughter here)"
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