Feb 9, 2011
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Mubarak Dyes Hair More 'Patriotic' Black In New Clinging On To Power Initiative, Reports

Day 15 Of Departure

Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak has changed his hair color from Midnight Black, to a more patriotic Pharaoh Eyebrow Black, according to state run Egyptian Vogue.

The magazine says the change in hair color is a 'new beginning' for the embattled Egyptian president, 'still at the top of his game after 30 years.'

Mubarak shows off his new hair color
Hosni Mubarak

Pharaoh Eyebrow Black is said to have mystical properties and imbues leaders with near supernatural powers - so anyone still hanging around outside should go home and lock the doors immediately, says EV.

Pharaoh Eyebrow black
King Tut

This is the first time a state run magazine has admitted Mubarak colors his hair.

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