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Dec 15, 2010
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You Have One Free "Bah! Humbug!" To Use. How Will You Use Yours? Have Your Moan

Blah de blah de Humbug

theVoiceofReason.com is giving you one free "Bah! Humbug!" Pass to use without fear that someone calls you Scrooge for the next ten days or so for saying it.

Bah Humbug Pass

How will you use yours?

Concerned Citizen
Um Badaver, Dandy Candy Stores

"Sit a while, let's chat a bit, friend. I own one of those oooold candy stores with all the oooold favorite sweeties in jars stored in lines on the multifarious shelves, and for me the Christmas shopping season doesn't even begin until I say "Ah, Humbugs!" on the 1st of December every year to the applause of the gathered crowd of slightly too neatly dressed for their own good children and their beaming parents. Yes, my life is a sweet smelling dream and my BMI is only 23 too. Here, have a candy cane! Come back y'all."

   
Shocked Man
Yes Wecan, Positive Thinker

"I'm the Santa in the mall and I stink of gin again and a difficult parent is complaining. Bah Humbug!"

   
Muscleman
Burt Reynolds, Toupees 'n' Eyelashes R Us

"Someone has replaced my favorite posing bodybuilder oil with brandy butter sauce. Deliciously sticky Bah Humbug!"

   
Old Gipper
Yold Timer, Hacktivist

"The ***** store manager said he didn't like my **** attitude even though I've been growing my ***** white beard for the last five months to get the perfect, pullable, Santa Claus beard. Bah! Humbug!"

   
Ape Man
Hans Solo, Ponderer

"Is it Bah Umbug or Ba Humbug? I think we should be told."

 

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