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Oct 6, 2010
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Has Anyone Ever Died Of Hard Work? Have Your Say

Work Wondering

How many times have you ever heard someone saying nobody ever died of hard work? Seems unlikely to us.

Whadaayathink?

Concerned Citizen
Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Impersonator

"What about the long distance sales guy who has worked so hard he falls asleep at the wheel, the car goes careering off the mountain road and into the reactor of a nuclear power plant? Not only would he die but thousands would die too, perhaps millions."

   
Shocked Man
Burt Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"What about the hard working newspaper delivery kid who takes too many newspapers on his bike and gets squashed by an oncoming truck when he loses balance? Huh?"

   
Muscleman
John Tharsden, Bodybuilder Expert

"I almost died from over training in the gym once. I was bench pressing and my arms jammed in the up position and it took four men to help me get them back down again to my sides. It took me a good three hours before I was well enough to do my pec bounces again. Close one."

   
Old Gipper
Benjamin Rusky, Food Critic

"I knew a hard working French wine taster who choked to death on an excellent 1942 Bordeaux. Both a terrible and pretentious way to go."

   
Ape Man
Murray Baldicoot, Sports commentator

"I knew a sleep deprivation expert who fell asleep at the office. He fell head first down the stairs and crushed his skull like a pumpkin. A tasteless yet seasonal tale."

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