Aug 19, 2010
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Urine, A Renewable Energy Source? Have Your Say

The Power Of Pee

The BBC is reporting that a research team at Heriot-Watt University in Scotland has been given a grant to test whether urine can be used in fuel cells (here).

Concerned Citizen
Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Scarer

"I wonder if you drink lots of whiskey before you urinate if it gives the urine an added kicker? Beer? Cider? I do hope the students think of testing for that."

Shocked Man
Burt Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Cynic

"Listening to Culture Club on my urine powered mp3 player? It's almost poetic."

John Tharsden, Bodybuilder Oilerupper

"What about getting power off fresh urine steam? What about getting power by putting a little wheel in public urinals that you can pee on to make it spin round? Can you still use the urine if you have eaten asparagus? So many questions."

Old Gipper
Benjamin Rusky, Food Eater

"At my age I have enough urine to power my own car."

Ape Man
Murray Baldicoot, Sports Shouter

"That's just great. So I can now be arrested for recharging a battery in public now?"

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