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Aug 3, 2010
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Why Do You Still Eat Salt And Vinegar Potato Chips? Have Your Say

Taste Duds
Concerned Citizen
Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Impersonator

"If you feed them to the ducks in the park they quack funny."

   
Shocked Man
Burt Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"It's the only flavor that can completely replicate that taste of sick in my mouth."

   
Muscleman
John Tharsden, Bodybuilder Expert

"In the New York marathon I kept motivated by thinking I was being chased by a giant packet of salt and vinegar potato chips."

   
Old Gipper
Benjamin Rusky, Food Critic

"If you can compare the flavor of potato chips to a fine wine, salt and vinegar is a punch on the nose and a kick up the ass both at the same time."

   
Ape Man
Murray Baldicoot, Sports commentator

"Whenever I get a mouth ulcer I pop it and then first thing I do is eat a packet of salt and vinegar chips, making sure I get my tongue to push the chips into the broken flesh. Then I scream 'why?' And then I cry."

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