Following on from the runaway success of the Mel Gibson ranting phone calls, The World Phone Fighting Championship has announced its lineup for their first public event in September.
Each phone fight is fought in three rounds of five minutes with contestants in secret locations not known to each other and possibly miles away to avoid actual illegal follow up confrontations afterwards.
In each phone fight the fighter can lose points for hesitation, for constant repetition of a word, or a phone fight can be won with a knockout through heart attack, stroke or breaking of the phone.
A number of the phone fights have bonus rules like a PG phone fight where only PG language is allowed, or a ten f word rule fight, or a no racially offensive words fight.
The verbally disabled are also catered for in special lisping and stuttering bouts.
If the phone fight doesn't end in one of the knockouts above, three judges award points based on the most verbally aggressive or technically gifted arguments.
The organisers have told this website that a number of the bouts have already been signed, but a number are still to be decided, including the celebrity phone fights none of which have been confirmed at this time.
The fights so far announced are:
World Middle Volume Championship
Dave 'Tongue Tier' Gibson
vs
Jerry 'Angry Quipper' Johnston
World No Volumes Barred Title Match
Jake 'Verbal Bearhug' Fisher
vs
Barry 'You Callin' Me A Little Girl?' Littlegirl
Intercontinental Lisping Championship Belt
Steve 'The Beathst' Gerald
vs
Harry 'Sthmasthsher' Smith
North American PG Rated Phone Fight
Larry 'Dunker' Donaldson
vs
Marv 'Ronald McDonut' Hummer
Special Jersey Shore celebrity phone match ups (not yet confirmed):
The Situation vs Chuck Lidell
Snookie vs Mike Tyson
