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Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Impersonator |
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"Whatever you expect to happen next won't, that's all I know."
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Burt
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host |
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"Why do they say it like a double dip in the economy is a bad thing, and yet a double chocolate chip cookie is seen as a good thing?"
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John
Tharsden, Bodybuilder Expert |
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"Have you noticed how the economy is mirroring Mel Gibson's personal life? The signs are we are about to see the big one..."
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Benjamin
Rusky, Classical 1980's Monetarist |
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"A triple dip sounds better from a poetic perspective. It's such a shame they don't say triple diple, that would be even better."
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Murray
Baldicoot, Sports commentator |
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"But does this mean I should sell my Arbitraged Pork Belly Derivatives Underwritten By An Exotic Latin American Stock Put Option, or doesn't it?"
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