Jun 27, 2010
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Apple iPhone 4 - What Do You Think?

Apple Angst

The new iPhone 4 doesn't work if you hold it in your left hand because it blocks the antenna.

What in heavens name do you think about that?

Concerned Citizen
Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Impersonator

"How am I supposed to have phone sex now? I'm right handed."

Shocked Man
Burt Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"If you hold the iPhone in your left hand, but put your right arm straight up in the air it is perfectly fine."

John Tharsden, Bodybuilder Expert

"So, Apple tested this before they rushed it to the shops, they just forgot to get someone who is left handed to make an actual phone call on it? OK, just checking. Looks great - all shiny and stuff."

Old Gipper
Benjamin Rusky, Apple iPhone 4 tester

"I have a metal left hand and arm and quite frankly it is the best phone I have ever used, like, ever."

Ape Man
Murray Baldicoot, Sports commentator

"Oh, I will never use it. I just intend whipping it out to impress the ladieees in my local nightclub."


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