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Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Impersonator |
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"The Latvian Man Pat. Have you seen the Youtube video where the DJ playfully bangs out the beginning of a Phil Collins hit on a ladieees boobies? Well, just like that, but a woman does it to a man's front fruits."
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Burt
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host |
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"The Slovakian French Kiss Tongue Dance. Imagine Dirty Dancing but just for the lips and the tongue while they sing Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree."
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John
Tharsden, Bodybuilder Expert |
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"The Libyan Camel Sand Spit Dance. Man and camel locked in spitty anti-harmony, set to yabbery type music."
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Benjamin
Rusky, 70s Continuity Announcer |
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"The Buxom 23 Year Old Blonde With the 67 Year Old Gipper Dance. Do I have any takers? Yeeehargh! Slap my thigh."
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Murray
Baldicoot, Sports commentator |
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"The Alaskan Sarah Palin Dance. Man in a Sarah Palin mask, dances with a two men in a moose costume. Basically the story ends with a mock field dressing reenactment, all set to music."
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