June 17, 2010
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How Ruder Can We Make the Rudest World Cup Footballer Names in History?

Football Funny

Well, it's nearly the end of the first week of the World Cup 2010 and if now isn't the time to look back at the funny names from the past then when?

How much worse it could have been...
Stefan Kuntz (Germany 1994)
Kunte Kinte Kuntz
Takashi Fukunishi (Japan 2002, 2006)
Nookie Fukunishi
Francisco Arce (Paraguay 1998, 2002)
Fats Arce
Cha Bum-Kun (South Korea, 1986)
Yum Bum-Fun
Albert Nad (Serbia and Montenegro 2006)
Al Nads
Sergei Fokin (USSR, 1990)
U Fokinlookinatme
Jose Ufarte (Spain, 1966)
Did Ufarte
Stanislav Seman (Czechoslovakia, 1982)
He-Man Seman
Danny Shittu (Nigeria, 2010)
Lou Shittu



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