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May 17, 2010
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What Is The Most Jesus Like Thing You Have Ever Done?

Running On Water Controversy

One of the top viral videos of the moment is this video, possibly a hoax, in which a group of runners claim to be able to run on water:

So, what's the most Jesus-ey thing you have ever done?

Concerned Citizen
Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Commentator

"I once cut up a loaf of bread so that 5000 people got a really really really ickle bit of it."

   
Shocked Man
Burt Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Caller

"I regularly turn a bottle of wine into urine. It's nothing."

   
Muscleman
John Tharsden, Bodybuilder Pec Bouncer

"I once gave a meek man a bag of compost."

   
Old Gipper
Benjamin Rusky, 70s Continuity Announcer

"I once had a group of friends called John, Steven, Mathew, Luke and Mark and they were all fucking useless in a crisis."

   
Ape Man
Murray Baldicoot, Football/Soccer commentator

"The nearest I ever came was that night in a restaurant when I walked on a waiter."

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