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May 13, 2010
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Tiger Woods And Elin Nordegren 'To File For Divorce In Sweden.' Some Useful Phrases

Swedish Heartache

To help Tiger Woods in his divorce with Elin Nordegren we have a few useful English to Swedish phrases...

I will accept three hundred million dollars in settlement of the divorce you horny no good bastard Jag kommer att godta tre hundra miljoner dollar i förlikning skilsmässa dig kåt inget bra jävel
Did you sleep with your sex counselor? Har du sova med ditt kön rådgivare?
But Elin, the average divorce only costs just over $50,000 Men Elin, kostar i genomsnitt äktenskapsskillnad endast strax över $ 50.000
Hole in one Hål i en
Yes, I did sleep with my sex counselor, but it was all part of my treatment. And I remind you that it was you who told me to take therapy in the first place! Ja, det gjorde jag sova med mitt kön rådgivare, men det var en del av min behandling. Och jag påminna er om att det var du som sa till mig att behandlingen i första hand!
I would like a cup of tea please, with a dash of milk no sugar. Jag skulle vilja ha en kopp te var god, med en skvätt mjölk inget socker.
I am getting really horny sitting here talking about this divorce. Can I interest you in a steamy session of sex, with cookies and cream flavor Häagen-Dazs? Häagen-Dazs is Swedish isn't it? Jag får verkligen kåt sitta här och tala om detta skilsmässa. Kan jag bjuda dig på en ångande möte i kön, med kakor och grädde smak Häagen-Dazs? Häagen-Dazs är svenskt är inte det?
Häagen-Dazs is not Swedish. It was invented by Polish immigrants in the Bronx, New York, in 1961. But that aside, yes to the steamy sex session. Häagen-Dazs är inte svenska. Det uppfanns av polska invandrare i Bronx, New York, 1961. Men det åt sidan, ja till ångande kön session.

Translations provided by Google. (Babelfish don't do English to Swedish. Doh!)

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