May 18, 2010
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How Will Lost End? Have Your Say

Lost Endings

Warning: Possible unintentional spoiler alert.

Concerned Citizen
Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Toe Varnisher

"Final scene - camera pans back and back and back and we finally find out it's all been a primetime drama produced with actors, cameras etc etc."

Shocked Man
Burt Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Producer

"There will be no resolution to any of the outstanding storylines... the last 6 years have been an elaborate trailer for the Lost movie, set to come to theatres near you in November 2011."

John Tharsden, Bodybuilder Pec Bouncer

"Some big fucked up new shit that has never happened before happens to a new character who joined in the very last episode and it then fades to black just when it's starting to look hopeless. Sequels then straight to Youtube."

Old Gipper
Benjamin Rusky, 70s Television Continuity Announcer

"The island is a live volcano which erupts in the last episode, causing plumes of ash to wreak travel chaos to flights around the world for the next twenty years or so, and thus the possibility of endless Lost spin-offs where planes fail due to ash in the flight lanes. Lead character finally manages to correctly pronounce Eyjafjallajökull - fade to black."

Ape Man
Murray Hairicoot, Pro Wrestling commentator

"The island is actually the head of a giant island sized alligator. It finally awakens, opens its mouth and knocks everyone into the ocean and then eats them up. Fade to white with sounds of screaming, splashing Alligator 'num num'ing and crunching."

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