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May 20, 2010
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Plastic Surgery: Have Your Say

Face Power Lift

Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff were once French TV heartthrobs. After years of alleged plastic surgery they now look like this:

Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff

What do you think?

Concerned Citizen
Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Commentator

"I say invest every penny you don't have into plastic surgery. If you are in debt up to the top of your nicely taught wrinkle free eyes, when the debt collectors come what are they going to take? Pull your lovely thick shiny lips off? I think not, Sir."

   
Shocked Man
Burt Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Caller

"I read somewhere that they take the fat from your rear to put into your lips to plump them up. So most times when people who have had a lip operation say kiss my ass they really want you to kiss their mouth. Fact."

   
Muscleman
John Tharsden, Bodybuilder Pec Bouncer

"Can't they do face ups or something? Face scrunches? Eyebrow squashes? Mouth stretches? One lip kiss up's while bending backwards? These exercises will do much more to make your face look younger than going under the knife."

   
Old Gipper
Benjamin Rusky, 70s Continuity Announcer

"At my age having a face lift is just the start of it. I need a whole body lift. And I just can't shift that old man smell no matter how much I bathe."

   
Ape Man
Murray Baldicoot, Football/Soccer commentator

"If it makes you happy, who can criticise? If it makes someone else laugh who is the victim here?"

 

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