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Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Commentator |
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"I say invest every penny you don't have into plastic surgery. If you are in debt up to the top of your nicely taught wrinkle free eyes, when the debt collectors come what are they going to take? Pull your lovely thick shiny lips off? I think not, Sir."
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Burt
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Caller |
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"I read somewhere that they take the fat from your rear to put into your lips to plump them up. So most times when people who have had a lip operation say kiss my ass they really want you to kiss their mouth. Fact."
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John
Tharsden, Bodybuilder Pec Bouncer |
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"Can't they do face ups or something? Face scrunches? Eyebrow squashes? Mouth stretches? One lip kiss up's while bending backwards? These exercises will do much more to make your face look younger than going under the knife."
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Benjamin
Rusky, 70s Continuity Announcer |
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"At my age having a face lift is just the start of it. I need a whole body lift. And I just can't shift that old man smell no matter how much I bathe."
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Murray
Baldicoot, Football/Soccer commentator |
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"If it makes you happy, who can criticise? If it makes someone else laugh who is the victim here?"
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