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Apr 19, 2010
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Iceland Is Really Starting To Piss Me Off. Discuss

Iceland Rant
Concerned Citizen
Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Commentator

"So, Iceland is like this fat biatch who's just picked a fight with another bigger biatch on Jerry Springer and she gets her face, hair and top knocked off. That, in slow motion, and me cheering 'Jerry' until I lose my voice."

   
Shocked Man
Burt Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Caller

"First it's Vanilla Ice, now it's Iceland. Do I see a pattern emerging every 20 years or so?"

   
Muscleman
John Tharsden, Bodybuilder Pec Bouncer

"An evil mind is at work here. Emperor Ming? The Penguin? or possibly an averagely drunk Mel Gibson."

   
Old Gipper
Benjamin Rusky, 70s Continuity Announcer

"Where's The Situation when we all need him?"

   
Ape Man
Murray Baldicoot, Football/Soccer commentator

"First their big banks collapse. Then they follow it up with the equivalent of a geological fart to the world. Whatever will they think up next?"

 

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