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Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Commentator |
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"So, Iceland is like this fat biatch who's just picked a fight with another bigger biatch on Jerry Springer and she gets her face, hair and top knocked off. That, in slow motion, and me cheering 'Jerry' until I lose my voice."
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Burt
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Caller |
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"First it's Vanilla Ice, now it's Iceland. Do I see a pattern emerging every 20 years or so?"
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John
Tharsden, Bodybuilder Pec Bouncer |
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"An evil mind is at work here. Emperor Ming? The Penguin? or possibly an averagely drunk Mel Gibson."
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Benjamin
Rusky, 70s Continuity Announcer |
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"Where's The Situation when we all need him?"
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Murray
Baldicoot, Football/Soccer commentator |
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"First their big banks collapse. Then they follow it up with the equivalent of a geological fart to the world. Whatever will they think up next?"
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