Apr 20, 2010
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Is It OK For The Bankers To Finally Put An End To James Bond?

007 Postponed

News that the latest James Bond movie has been indefinitely postponed due to uncertainty regarding MGM's future, is being blamed on the bankers. What do you say?

Concerned Citizen
Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Commentator

"We should round up all the bald headed cat loving bankers with scars on their faces and sort this out before it gets out of hand."

Shocked Man
Burt Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Caller

"Pussy Galore! I don't have anything else to say on the subject."

John Tharsden, Bodybuilder Pec Bouncer

"I'm not too worried. I bought a Goldman Sachs CDO which pays out if there is no James Bond brought out in the next ten years (Yes it was a James Bond Bond.) Hooray! I could make almost $2500 in 2020 and disappoint a billion people into the bargain. Sweeeeet."

Old Gipper
Benjamin Rusky, 70s Continuity Announcer

"It's time to withdraw all my savings once again in dollar bills: That showed them last time. I will continue taking my $500 savings out like this and re depositing it into my account up to five times a day for the next ten years if that's what it takes. Don't mess with this pensioner, banker punks."

Ape Man
Murray Baldicoot, Football/Soccer commentator

"Goldman Sacks would make an excellent James Bond baddie IMHO."

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