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Mar 9, 2010
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Sony Plan To Start Selling 3D TVs In June: What's The First Thing You Will Watch?

3D Anxiety

What to watch on your new 3D TV?

Our panel of experts tell us what they will be watching...

Concerned Citizen
Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Coordinator

"Something boring with no plot but lots of pointy out things I would have thought."

   
Shocked Man
Burt Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Critic

"Is this Sony 3D thingie a flat screen with pointy out bits that need glasses, or truly 3D in that you can walk around the back and see the back of their heads? If the first one: I hate the glasses, if the latter: I hate looking at the backs of people's heads."

   
Muscleman
John Tharsden, Bodybuilder Expert

"Well I would have to say 3D porn, as long as they have now sorted out the 'glasses-falling-off-your-head-when-you-have-a-sudden-jerk' problem."

   
Old Gipper
Benjamin Rusky, Organic Farmer (Potatoes)

"3D is simply one technology step too far for this reviewer. Just imagine this horror: you have the 3D TV on and then your 3G cell phone rings? What do you do then? Has anyone even thought of that possibility?"

   
Ape Man
Murray Baldicoot, Hair Rustler To The Stars

"Technically all movies today are 3D in the up + down (1) and sideways (2) and time (3) sense. Actually, the pointy out bits are a fourth dimension. I do hope someone realizes this before they print out all of those stickers."

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